As I started to wake up, I remembered the guys had thrown a bachelor party for me last night. I tried to remember what I could, but it wasn’t much. Something about a pile of naked women, and oceans of beer.
My head hurt. Lots.
Realizing I had to pee, I opened my eyes, and noticed I was in my BVDs and a life jacket. Looking around, I saw a boat paddle. Then I realized I was in a wooden barrel. Floating on Lake Powell. Somewhere.
I swear to God, when I get to shore, I’m gonna kill the guys.
I wrote this for Rebekah Postupak‘s #FlashFriday, Week 27. Please go read all the entries in this week’s #Flash Friday. They are good reading.